your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Women's Rights

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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