how do you boil oil? add b to oil

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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