A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Everybody will die

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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