- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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