A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

squash squash who squash my ass

i keep getting thumbs down...

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

I regret everything.....

being sober in a bar fight

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

women's rights

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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