Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Soccer...

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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