- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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