- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

kesha is a virgin.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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