ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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