Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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OIO

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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