- Anti Joke

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

You all have Aids

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

How do you make a little girl cry?

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.