Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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