- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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