Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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PSN IS UP

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