- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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