What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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