If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

This isn't funny.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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