What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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hi penis ham telephone

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Hi, my name is Jake.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

British Dentistry

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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