A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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