Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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