- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Whats 2+1? 2.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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