- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Women's Rights.

y u no like me joke?

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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