- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Mitt Romney

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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