Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Poop

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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