Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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