- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

I have a gay camel

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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