- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Where's my tractor?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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