- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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