- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Where's the dick??? east

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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