- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

women sports....

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

why was the boy sad? because.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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