I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Guess what? Bananas

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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