- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

long in the tooth!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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