A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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