How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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PEANIS!

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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