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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

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