- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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