- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I regret everything.....

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I'm Batman.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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