What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Potassium? K.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Vagina.

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I'm gay.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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