There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Guess what? You guessed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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