- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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