What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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