- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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