- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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