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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Youre mom is so dead...

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

scientology.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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