- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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