What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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