- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The Holocaust

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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