- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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