- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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