What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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hi bye

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Mitt Romney

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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