- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's white and gluey Glue

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Women's Rights.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

sorry got to poo

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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