Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Womens rights

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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