- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

womens rights

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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