- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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