- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

ur gay

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

sharks

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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