an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Life

Jake. Walsh.

Anti Joke

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