why do mexicans get made fun of

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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