knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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