What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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