- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why? Why Not?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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