- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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