- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

boobs.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

c-? men, C-men

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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