- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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