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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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