- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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