I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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good looking women

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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