- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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