Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

you suck

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

VAL SUCKS

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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