Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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