- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Once upon a time, The end.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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