so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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hi dave

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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