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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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