- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Woman rights.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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