Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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