Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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woman..parallel parking

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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