- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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