- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Asians

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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