want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Arrow in the Knee!

mental kid

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

I grunt when I poop.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...