- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Religion.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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