What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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