- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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