- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Burp

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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