Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Are you Drew?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Okay, after this one then...

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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