Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

AIDS.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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