- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Chuck Norris.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why did the

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Neil Lewis

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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