- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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