- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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