- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's green and blue? yellow

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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