What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

The NBA and womens sports

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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