A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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1+2 = 6

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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darude- sandstorm

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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The Game.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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